And old lady named Margareth walks in a fancy jewelry store to buy a new necklace. She wares old ragged clothes and her personal hygien is questionable. In the store Margareth gets in a discussion with the clerk, Sarah.
Margareth: Excuse me miss, may I get some help please.
Sarah: Ehh, sure.
Margaretth: I'm looking for a new necklace to ware at a dinner tonight. I love diamonds!
Sarah: Are you really sure you have come to the right place?
Margareth: Yes, I am certain. This is "M's Jewelry", right?
Sarah: Yes, but you know, we are very expensive, but if you walk a few blocks from here they have a low price mall where I'm sure you will find what you are looking for.
Margareth: But..
Sarah: No buts.. Thats all I can help you with, now bye bye..
Margareth: I don't really care for your attitude young lady, can you please show me your diamond necklaces?
Sarah: For the last time lady, you have gone to the WRONG place, now leave!
Margareth: This is an outrage, I would like to speak to the store manager please.
Sarah: He is busy right now, but I am one hundred percent sure he will tell you the same thing I've just told you..to get the hell out of this store!
Margareth: I'm not leaving untill I get to speak to the store manager!
Sarah: (Sigh) Ok, I'll call for him.
(Store manager walking in)
Store manager: (In a high pitch voice) Oh hello Margareth! What a pleasent surprise, how are you dear! You look great! Is there something I can do for you?
Sarah: Oh shit..
Margareth: Yes indeed there is something you can do for me. This young lady wont let me see the diamond necklaces, she tries to convince me to go to some low price mall nearby.
Store manager: (whispers aggressively) Sarah, you stupid cow! Margareth is the owner of the company!
Sarah: ......
Store Manager: You are fired! Maybe now you know what "M" in "M's Jewelry" stands for!
Margareth: Now, can we finally look at some diamonds!?
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